So, who are Master S and Master M??
They are none other than the exalted
Grand Masters
of the mysterious
POW-LIN TEMPLE
where hundreds of students and
disciples of the eclectic philosophy of
ZEN FOODISM
are subjected daily to demanding
physical and culinary regimens
necessary to perfect their practice of
the highly obscure and
flavorful art of
Flaming Monkey Kung Fu!!!
A rare photo of the main entrance to the
POW-LIN temple. Master M is shown
about to light the temple grill.
When the Masters are at work on a
new recipe, secrecy is paramount.
Here, disciples guard the entrance to
the temple kitchens.
Hot diggety!
The advanced disciples are the first to test
the new creations. The new
MAD
MONKEY PEPPER SAUCE
with a heat
level of four fists has disciple Yum-i Chow
in a frenzy!  
Master S say, "IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BECOMING
A TEMPLE STUDENT, PLEASE PRACTICE STANDING
OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN AND GRABBING PEBBLES
FROM PEOPLE'S HANDS. ALSO, EAT MORE
KUNG FU MONKEY BRAND PEPPER PRODUCTS!!"
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